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  1. Will Christopher Nolan direct a third Batman film?

    Will Christopher Nolan direct a third Batman film?

    Posted today at 20:28 by matt.

    I’d love to say yes, but The Dark Knight has made an insane amount of money, and that’s usually when the suits start getting more involved.

    We’d all love to be able tell the money men to back away, to leave it alone, let Chris Nolan do his thing – after all it worked for The Dark Knight, right? Well, maybe.

    How much would The Dark Knight have made if Heath Ledger hadn’t died? We don’t like to think it (but we do). I’m sure it would have been a success, it’s a great film, and Ledger’s Joker will be a classic role as long as there are movies. But his death also managed to push the film to a target audience that may not have cared about Batman before – witness Batman Begins jumping to the top of the DVD charts (rental, retail and download). A large number saddened by his passing and wanting to see his final memorable performance.

    Last week there were many reports of Johnny Depp playing the Riddler and Philip Seymour Hoffman playing the Penguin in a third film.

    What worries me most about these reports is lines such as “studio bosses want Johnny Depp to play…” and “execs want Philip Seymour Hoffman”.

    Now these might just be your average rumours, someone “in-the-know” (read: script-runner) trying to make people like them, but it wouldn’t surprise me if the studio bosses were taking control. Dollar signs all round,

    Nolan has already said he doesn’t want to do the Penguin – will he be presented with a situation where he’s told that the Penguin and the Riddler will be part of a third film? It would nice if he had the power, but this is a franchise, so who knows? Presented with this situation I’d like to think he’d turn it down, but then again who would we get stuck with? McG? Brett Ratner?

  2. The X-Files (or how to blow a comeback...)

    Posted Sunday 3rd Aug 2008 at 14:22 by matt.
    The X-Files (or how to blow a comeback...)

    The news propagated pretty quickly. The new X-Files movie had only made £10m in its first weekend. Failure, all is lost. Dave and Gill’s dreams of resurrecting a franchise gone in three days.

    Was it because of the dreadful marketing campaign? Movie not deliver the goods? Is six years long enough for a significant percent of potential cinema-goers to ask “what’s the X-Files again?”

    The person that OK’d a release date of one week after The Dark Knight’s opening should seriously re-evaluate his/her career plan. You’re not going to get significant market share for a genre film, when you’re up against the biggest genre film of the year. Crazy as a psychic priest sodomizing alter boys.

    But then what about the rest of the advertising efforts? A new X-Files movie should be getting talked about in every dark corner of the internet, word of mouth pushing it new levels of fan expectation. It seems that nobody really cared, the TV series outstaying its welcome had clearly diminished the ‘caring’ ability of many viewers.

    The trailer, a confusing mishmash of scenes that gave no indication what the story was actually about (and not in a mysterious “I have to know more!” sort of way), didn’t help matters. The trailer made sure that the only people who would be paying for a ticket would be those that managed to sit through the final two painful seasons of the TV show and still wanted more.

    That the film’s not great doesn’t help matters. If it was an episode of the show it would be one of those you forget about – ”...you know, the one with Xzibit in,” you’d say to blank stares. The end is confusing and messy and (spoiler) how again is that FBI agent still alive, Doctor Scully? It’s barely an X-File and the excuse for bringing Fox Mulder in from the cold is as slim as you like. But here is its biggest mistake:

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  3. Defective pixels 8 (Laughing at Funny Games)

    Defective pixels 8 (Laughing at Funny Games)

    Posted Tuesday 25th Mar 2008 at 22:42 by matt.

    Apparently critics are disgusted with Funny Games, Michael Haneke’s shot-for-shot remake of his 1997 original. Do these ‘disgusted’ critics not watch foreign films? Surely they must have known what they were in for?

    I haven’t seen the remake yet, although the original still terrifies me to the core. Bizarrely, I can’t stop myself from watching it if it’s on TV however…

    Worst director sell outs

    Over at Spout they have a list of what they consider the worst directorial sell-outs of all time.

    I don’t know if I just have a different understanding of the term sell-out, but to me its some one who sells out their integrity for the yankee dollar. At least two on the list (Jean-Pierre Jeunet for Alien Resurrection and Ang Lee for Hulk) were out of their safe zone, pummelled by the Hollywood system – both disappearing back to material they felt more suiting them after the experience.

    I think Doug Liman should probably be in there. Swingers, Go, The Bourne Identity… The OC, Mr & Mrs Smith, Jumper…

    Aging brat pack

    Metro has a where are the now for actors who made it big in John Hughes movies.

    Seems to be mostly theatre, TV movies or quitting the business altogether. How many child/teen stars have survived the transition? Christian Bale and…

  4. Stubgun reloaded

    Posted Monday 24th Mar 2008 at 20:57 by matt.
    Stubgun reloaded

    You probably thought we were dead. Just over a month since our last confession.

    Problems in infrastructure and coding slowed down our return. Now… all fixed, hopefully and we can get back to regularly scheduled programming.

    Now you no longer need an account to leave comments, we received some emails about that and now its a reality. We’ve also upgraded the backend, so things should hopefully be faster now.

    We’ve got a lot of ideas coming down the pipeline: features and competitions, regular news roundups and interesting bits from around the interweb.

    Tomorrow is a new day.

    Photocredit goes to Mr Trona

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  6. Defective pixels 7 (or when Batman goes Japanese)

    Defective pixels 7 (or when Batman goes Japanese)

    Posted Sunday 17th Feb 2008 at 20:43 by matt.

    According to a short documentary, which can be found on Youtube, DC Comics are following the footsteps of The Animatrix. Batman: Gotham Knight is a feature length animated film made up of six interconnected stories that take place between Batman Begins and The Dark Knight. Each story is written by an American writer, such Batman Begins scribe David S. Goyer, Brian Azzarello and Greg Rucka, and animated by some the biggest Animé studios in Japan. Christian Bale provides his vocal talents for ol’ Bruce and it’ll be released later this year (presumably before The Dark Knight hits the big screen).

    Take your stinking paws off of me you damn dirty ape!

    IFC.com have a new weekly series charting the last 40 years of Planet of the Apes. Part 1 charts the first two films – in other words the only ones worth watching…

    “My problems are spreading faster than the cancer in Steve McQueen’s lungs”

    Following up her runaway success story Juno Diablo Cody presents her new project, Quotey. Or she probably would have done in a few more months, instead a dumpster diver beat her to it and as is the way with the 21st Century, they uploaded what they found to the intermathingy.

    So… Ron Perlman as Gandalf?

    Although certain sources said he’d already signed, that wasn’t the case. Apparently there’s still a lot of paperwork for Guillermo Del Toro to sign before he’s officially on board The Hobbit, but its moving along. The good news for fans is that he wants Andy Sirkin and Ian McKellen back to reprise their roles. Unfortunately that means none of this:

    Ron Perlman as Gandalf

    List insania!

  7. New Indiana Jones trailer!

    Posted Thursday 14th Feb 2008 at 21:58 by matt.
    Finally we get a glimpse at the new Indiana Jones film and hope that it lives up to its name. So far so good.

  8. Defective pixels 6 (or when the strike ends)

    Defective pixels 6 (or when the strike ends)

    Posted Wednesday 13th Feb 2008 at 21:41 by matt.

    The image you see to the left is from Cinemascope, a comic-strip about movies. Worth keeping an eye on.

    Writer’s strike is over!

    When it began they said it could last until March, and they were only a couple of weeks off as the writer’s strike is now over. The ramifications of the strike are still to be seen, some “analysts” have been predicting that it might be a lose-lose situation, with TV networks realizing they can survive without scripted television. Next season may weigh even more heavily in the ‘reality TV’ arena, possibly leaving many writers struggling to find work.

    Do today’s special effects suck?

    I thought an article over at Associated Content about whether special effects are the worst they’ve ever been was very interesting and thought provoking.

    I’ve felt this way for a while and, judging from the reactions to CGI some of my friends exhibit, I’m not the only one.

    Whereas in the past limitations on possibility made film-makers ever more creative, now they just throw CGI at it. Watching the making-of features on the Alien Quadrilogy or Blade Runner boxsets really shows you what true artistry is. The matte painting backgrounds in Blade Runner look infinitely more pleasing to the eye than the CGI backdrops we often see. How much can it cost to hire a matte painter these days? Sure hope a revival is on the horizon… or at least a rebellion against CGI.

    Star Wars returns to the big screen

    Star Wars: The Clone Wars

    Star Wars is returning to theatres this year when Star Wars: The Clone Wars débuts.I sure hope its better than Episodes 1-3. The film will be followed by a Clone Wars TV series on the Cartoon Network.

    Find the right Valentine’s Day movie for you

    Another list of movies. Typically Valentine’s Day themed. Will the horror never end? Because apparently the right movie for me is Punch Drunk Love... wait a minute, I love that movie! Oh sweet Valentine’s Day.

    Today’s lists

  9. Defective pixels 5

    Posted Tuesday 12th Feb 2008 at 22:17 by matt.
    Defective pixels 5

    Before we get back to our regular programming I just wanted to say a few words to our early-adopters. Stubgun is still in the early days, codewise the site is technically still in beta thanks to an upgrade to Rails 2.0, and we’re trying to iron out the remaining bugs. We’re scrapping the log-in system this weekend and having the standard name-website-comment forms you see on a lot of other sites. So hopefully it’ll be easier for people to comment come that time.

    The Defective pixels column is intended to be a ‘interesting things from around the web’ type of post. At the moment some news posts are finding their way in, but when we’ve got all the bugs cleaned out we’ll be having a separate daily news round-up post, as well as other articles and features. So hopefully you’ll stay tuned while we get this all sorted out.

    The image above is taken from an article at the LAist. Visit There Will Be Graffiti for more pictures.

    For the 24-hour cock-fight

    I thought Old Spice had been banished to the times of yesterfar. What better way to find a new younger market than by teaming up with Will Ferrell to co-promote his new movie, Semi Pro? The Old Spice website has a series of Jackie Moon videos where he gives his reasons for picking Old Spice: Pro-Strength.

    Juno hate-fest?

    Slate ponders on the current backlash for Juno. Indie fans not liking the fact its getting Oscar attention? Serious drama fans thinking it’s nothing like real life? Who the fuck knows? People will really bitch about anything. In other Juno news Jason Reitman told Pagesix.com that he wouldn’t make a sequel. Good for him – but with big box-office does that mean the studio won’t make a sequel without him?

    Bomb’s worth the fallout

    The List Universe has, surprise surprise, a list of 10 box-office bombs that you really should see. There are few on there that I haven’t seen that I’ll be keeping my eye out for. I question the inclusion of Equilibrium, admittedly with Christian Bale and Taye Diggs its not all bad, but with only one original idea and a dozen stolen its not what I’d call a good film.

    While we’re on lists, one from Yahoo10 Most mismatched couples, and one from Matchflick, Ten biggest nerds in film history.

  10. Defective pixels 4 (or how the west was won)

    Defective pixels 4 (or how the west was won)

    Posted Monday 11th Feb 2008 at 13:35 by matt.

    Even with a poor showing of British films at the BAFTA’s last night, Atonement still went home with best picture. But riddle me this: Atonement won best picture, its British and was up against This Is England in the best British film category, This Is England won that category – so by logic This Is England is the best film of the BAFTAs!

    Breakthrough performances

    The New York Times has an article on the cinematic breakthroughs of various, currently hip, actors. It starts with Ellen Page, and heads through Seth Rogan and Paul Dano.

    Year of the Rat

    Zap2it has an odd list of celebrities that were born in the year of the rat. I’m not sure what you’re supposed to do with the information, I just tells it as I sees it.

    Brangelina ate your baby!

    I’m honestly not too interested in celebrity news, but this sort of thing pisses me off. Forbes “looked at both Web presence and press clippings for more than 50 A-list couples” to decide that Brad and Angelina are the most powerful couple in Hollywood. What does that mean? That means they will CRUSH you under their big dumb Brangelina digits!

  11. Defective pixels 3 (Or why Pan's Labyrinth is the shizzle)

    Defective pixels 3 (Or why Pan's Labyrinth is the shizzle)

    Posted Sunday 10th Feb 2008 at 22:02 by matt.

    So the poster has been released for the new James Bond picture, your pretty generic Bond image. Quantum of Solace may sound like a bad sci-fi movie, but here’s hoping it lives up to Casino Royale’s promise.

    More than meets the eye

    The Movie Fanatic have listed their top five movie robots. They might be beloved but I’m pretty sure the Terminator would destroy C-3P0 and R2-D2…

    BBC World Cinema Awards 2008

    Pan’s Labyrinth won the BBC FOUR World Cinema Award. Pan’s is brilliant, but I’m also really happy to see horror/fantasy winning awards. Why aren’t Del Toro’s English-language films as good as his Spanish?

    Three Legends

    Matchflick has a breakdown and analysis of the three movies based on Richard Matheson’s I Am Legend. One day someone might actually make a note-perfect adaptation.

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12.02Defective pixels 5

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18.11Da Vinci Code prequel delay

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09.02Defective pixels 2 (Or why Julie Christie thinks she's all that)

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